Drunken Truck Driver

 

Donít try to tell me Iím a maniac I wonít listen 

A 60 footer at the back is my mission

Now I'm banned from all the pubs in this town

Cos I drive down roads way too fast

I'm a drunken truck driver and I'll break your ass

Drive down the M1 with your wife and kids, and Iíll be there

Stuck in the fast lane where I burn it up, pollute the air

Now I'm banned from all the pubs in this town

Cos I drive down roads way too fast

I'm a drunken truck driver and I'll break your ass

A woman driver with a nice hat on in my mirror

I break too hard and I leave her on the hard shoulder

Now I'm banned from all the pubs in this town

Cos I drive down roads way too fast

I'm a drunken truck driver and I'll break your ass

Mr Pendulum

 

Donít wanna ask him no questions

Donít wanna look in his face

I wanna get by without his help

Though I'm lost inside this place

See him amble along

In the cold and the rain

Mr Pendulum talks to himself

As he walks towards me again

Oh Mr Pendulum

In a world of your own

Please Mr Pendulum

Tell me where to go I stand in awe

And I just donít know

Man I wish you'd blow

He goes home to his wife and kids

He warms his feet by the fire

A mug of hot coffee and a smile on his face

His nose his only desire

He dreams of trains flying through the air

And hes in total control

But the next day when hes back at work

He nose hes gonna catch a cold

Oh Mr Pendulum

In a world of your own

Please Mr Pendulum

Tell me where to go I stand in awe

And I just donít know

Man I wish you'd blow